Zombie-Opolis: Zombie Joke

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Why did the children mistake the man for a zombie?

Because he was high, 98 and angry!

Labels: Jokes

Zombies is Funnies

Fear the cats, they are a many and hungry species.
What Bothers me about Zombie Movies

Yesterday was Halloween and so I've been watching a few zombie movies on television. And I realized one of the thing that bothers me ab...
Rule #33

Unless it is bottled water, always boil your water before you drink it. Who knows what nasties are in the water supply.
Rule #31

Never believe there's a safe haven, you might find yourself wondering aimlessly through 1000s of creatures trying to eat you!
Ghoul - Arabian Zombie

Ghoul, Arabic Ghūl, in popular legend, demonic being believed to inhabit burial grounds and other deserted places. In ancient Arabic f...
Rule #37

Blend in much as Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead its important to blend in.
Rule #30

Have several locations to stay in case you are away from home base near dark, preferably places with two stories so that you can remove th...
Rule #35

Kill with Efficiency: Its not about pretty its about efficiency.
Rule #36

Know Your Way out! Nothing worse then a poorly planned escape.
Rule #41

Check the back seat.

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