Zombie-Opolis: Jokes

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

He wanted to eat the chicken.

Why did the zombie go to hospital?

He wanted to learn, a few sick jokes.

What's black and white and red all over?

A nun being eaten by zombie babies.

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?

Dead ends.

What did the zombie get an award for?

DEAD-ication!

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately.

What has a Dogs Head, a Cats tail, and brains all over its face?

A Zombie coming out of the pet store.

Why did they find a disembodied head inside of a piano?

A zombie forgot it when he was trying to play by ear.

What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?

Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?

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